Hyrax Overlord - Hoodie
Hyrax Overlord - Hoodie
- Crafted with the finest Ethereal Tendrils to imbue psionic resistance
- A portion of all profits donated to World Wildlife Fund
- 30 day returns
The Hyrax is a snake-rodent hybrid that was bioengineered in a lab nearly 600 years ago. Specially designed to seek and destroy burrowing rodents and drain them of their psionic essence. Since their inception, they have been commited to the destruction of the last remaining survivors of the Burrowing Rodent Empire.
- Relaxed fit & true to size
- Heavy 9.5oz fabric
- Ultra soft cotton/polyester blend
- Super soft & warm fleece lining
Art by Manura
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This hoodie isn’t just clothing—it’s a conduit for unimaginable power. Within days of wearing it, I felt a surge of strength coursing through my veins, as though I had tapped into the hidden forces of the universe itself. My arms grew so impossibly muscular that the sleeves couldn’t contain them—they tore clean off, a testament to the raw energy this hoodie channels. Now, armed with this newfound strength, my rodent empire has ascended to levels previously thought unattainable. Our dominion grows stronger with every passing day, as the hoodie appears to amplify the ionic waves and wormhole manipulation that fuel our rise. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a gateway to greatness. Bow down to the empire.