Third Eye - Hoodie

This hoodie isn’t just clothing—it’s a conduit for unimaginable power. Within days of wearing it, I felt a surge of strength coursing through my veins, as though I had tapped into the hidden forces of the universe itself. My arms grew so impossibly muscular that the sleeves couldn’t contain them—they tore clean off, a testament to the raw energy this hoodie channels. Now, armed with this newfound strength, my rodent empire has ascended to levels previously thought unattainable. Our dominion grows stronger with every passing day, as the hoodie appears to amplify the ionic waves and wormhole manipulation that fuel our rise. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a gateway to greatness. Bow down to the empire.